The Art of the Unexpected Reach-around

There is nothing more glorious than shoving your hand between a guy's legs and grabbing his pecker. I'm not talking about doing it while in the throes of passion. I am not talking about doing it while he's wearing just underwear or while he's naked. I mean doing it while he's fully clothed and not expecting it to happen.

Imagine this scenario in your mind, please..

You and your significant other are walking through a store. It doesn't matter if it's a Walmart or if it's the local grocery store. Heck, it doesn't matter where you are. All that matters is that you are with him.

While he's walking along, hang back a little bit. Have him walk a step ahead of you. While he's wandering around, minding his own business, reach between his legs and grab his pecker. I don't mean grab it hard. Gently grab it, and do it quickly. If you can't find his pecker, grab his ball sac.

A good reach around does not last long. You're only going for the shock value of it all.

When you do it, make sure you pay attention to his reaction. His reaction will make you laugh hysterically! I know I do.

Close your eyes and remember the scene from The Wizard of Oz. The scene where the scarecrow is flopping all around dancing. Remember it? Are you sure?

Good.

This is the reaction you'll most likely get.

Of course, that reaction is followed by "What the fuck are you doing?"

This adds to the whole scene. It adds a LOT of laughter.

So, when you're out with your man and you want a good laugh, give him a good old fashioned reach around.

It's funny.

Really, it is!